Erdoğan can even transform a Kemalist into An Ekmel religionist! ….

God forbid anyone becoming an Erdogan enemy…

Erdogan stated, "I"m not delighted with marauders…"…

Everybody became a marauder…

An "alcohol regulation" similar to the West had been carried out…

Everybody started drinking day and night, thus became alcoholics…

A thinker stated, "Don"t walk around when you are pregnant, it"s a disgrace!"….

Saying, "This must be Erdogan"s man", everybody protested against it chanting "We are all pregnant"… (Men were included as well!)

He opened war against parallels; everybody became parallel… (I wonder will there be anyone who goes to Pennsylvania on a holiday in order to annoy Erdogan?!...)

If Erdogan states, "This many mosques are enough!", they will start "A mosque for every neighborhood" campaign and open "We are all congregation" banners…

As I said, God forbid anyone becoming an Erdogan enemy…Tough occupation man!...

Now it"s time to elect the President…We had discussed the roof candidate for nothing all these days…

Because the roof candidate would have been supported even if he was "Kusum Aydin"…

As a matter of fact, it happened this way as well…

Thinking that "He is a candidate against Erdogan", everybody became an Ekmel religionist…

They even become "religious" because of Erdogan… (By the way, Kiliçdaroglu had finalized the situation by saying "son of Ekmel", but nobody is aware of it…)

For 12 years, this public had favored Erdogan and hugged him…

They also know that a candidate against Erdogan has no chance "in this country"… (Maybe that"s why they had transferred a candidate from a foreign country!...)

Ultra Kemalist Babiali scholars, "A majority of White Turks", had become Ekmel religionists with the public"s urgent demand under these conditions and stipulations …

In brief, "If the issue is contrariety against Erdogan, then Çankaya is only a detail…"

Meanwhile, it"s not like Ekmeleddin is not showing any effort…

In order to prevent CHP members being called Ekmel religionists, he stated that; "You can call me Ekmel for short!..."

In order to prove he is "a modern roof", he called the headscarf a tradition…

It"s a good beginning, but it won"t be enough!...

Let"s see if he can ask a woman for a dance at a ball?...

Can he recite the 10th Year Anthem by heart?...

Will he be able to go to Anitkabir and write in the notebook; "I"m the republic"s new "roof", you sleep tight my founding father"?....

Beware…

Don"t ruin CHP"s 40-year secular charisma!…

I love your roof brother Ekmeleddin…

Brother Ekmel…

Son of Ekmel brother…

Brother….

Roof…?!...